正當各部落格都在討論瑞典的這張海報的時候，它就很方便的為我這篇本來已經預備寫的文章提供了點綴。我們今天繼續「長旱」這個題目。
人在異鄉開不成餐的，「自給自足」成為了求生技能之一。總發覺這是一個禁忌的題目，大家就算多喜歡談到性也好，說到自慰都是不願多提的。但最近發覺，原來說起來也是十分過癮的。
曾經跟同事們討論過，究竟男生在辦公室時是不是會無緣無故的「強起來」。女孩子普遍認為他們一定要受過某些刺激才會有反應。但相信作為男子漢的，對於這個看法也心中有數。其實，青春期的男性，一日以內無故勃起的次數是很多的。當然，不是說青春期過後就一定學會控制，能屈能伸。但最起碼，內褲並不會經常突然間的緊窄了。
最近一位美國朋友的辦公室傳出了一些奇事。話說有一位男同事，在疑似「強起來」的時候，照樣的在辦公室走動。他跟一位女同事處理事務的時候，對方竟然看看他的褲子，然後問：「Do you want to take care of your situation first?」我簡直覺得要鼓掌！首先，女同事為可這麼肯定男方有一個需要處理的「situation」？其次，不是有了這個「情況」就一定要處理的吧？
不過，其實女方言下之意也很值得分析。她言語之間，意味著在辦公時間內自慰是生理需要，是可以接受的。這個真不知大家怎樣看。話說同一個辦公室最近樓上修建了一個「陽台」（真是可以曬太陽的那種），大家工作累了的時候都喜歡去稍息一下。不知怎的，同事們在交談之下，竟然發覺有多位男同事（不管攣、直）都曾經在辦公時間內往陽台側的洗手間「處理自己的事情」。難得大家都覺得不是天大的秘密，願意公開自己的工餘消遣。
性觀念越來越開放的時候，大家都越來越不顧忌。不論是長旱的，還是晚晚精彩的，有時逼不得已還是要用五指解決。我自己的意見，就覺得在工作時間「強起來」的話，還是應該用其他方法鬆弛，不要把地方弄髒了。但要是在辦公室加班，夜闌人靜的時候借洗手間一用還是可以理解的。
連日來像風月版一樣的內容，有冒犯的請多多包容。只是覺得，寫作的應該作多方面的嘗試，就算是處理敏感的題目也鑽研出自己的一種手法。其實，寫的看的，最好都抱一種輕鬆的心態，沒有什麼不可以談吧！
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作為男生，我好有同感，覺得在工作時間「強起來」的話是應該用方法鬆弛一吓呀，哈哈...
正呀！不過下集可不可以說說如果在辦公室實行那些 "其他方法"呢... 嘻嘻... 
我是十分欣賞你的文章的多元化...至於"處理敏感的題目也鑽研出自己的一種手法"...你不已做到了吧?
我少少的回應。
http://www.xanga.com/ansonann/679371653/good-dickgood-sex.html
P.S. 還未有時間回應你上次的response。等我思考多一點才覆你。
@amenso1 - 通常最容易的方法是看新聞和股票.....
This is a very interesting topic. I have wondered about this a lot because sometimes male co-workers do disappear from the office for "coffee" and it takes a long time. I guess my sentiment is quite similar to yours, Arnold..."don't get the place dirty...that's a bit disgusting with all sorts of bodily fluids everywhere. As if the washroom isn't already a buffet of yummy bacteria?" However, from my research (asking my husband...heheh) it is normal just to have these "moments" any time but I guess it's a matter of finding the best way to manage. I think that depends on the work environment as well. If there aren't any "stimulating" elements in the office and that it's quite tame, not many of these occasions would occur, right? But I do have to agree with the female colleague that you mentioned in the blog that I would probably ask the male colleague to "take care of business" before continuing with work. It's more because it was probably distracting HER than HIM. hahaha. Good topic and it made me smile when I was reading it, trying not to be laughing out loud as I am sitting in the library! But good job in writing so plainly and matter-of-factly...always look forward to your daily insights.
wow. finally, i got at least one friend who can discuss sex openly w/ others. i am really surprised =)
i have never thought of men would ' take care of the situation' during work, and i don't think i will ever use those individual bathroom (for man or woman.) quite dirty! =\
This entry is a stark contrast to the previous one, and shows no matter how 高等 anybody is (or appears to be), the fact is he (or she) still has the most 低等 needs.
People in your office suffer from a sickness called "Essential Needs Deficiency" (abbr. END). If you eat a good breakfast, your stomach doesn't protest in the morning. If your little brother eats a good evening meal (an organic meal is better than an artificial one), it doesn't 強起來 asking to be fed during the day!
(BTW, your American colleague is very dumb, if you know what I mean.)
hey.. bathroom is a good place to do it.. as i know and rumor in the office.. people did take real action is our "sick room" or "nap room".. a room that you can lock the door and is not visible from outside..
@cedwong - Wait, by "Real action", do you mean the "Organic meal" as refered by Sean (message above yours)? And how do you know?
@bigarnex - yea..real action as "organic meal"... well.. as i know those action happened late at night when people are OTing.. or people making a trip back to the office for the action.... how did i know? is just news from people, which I'm sure when people walk by they can hear the noice from the "action"..